I Can Prove Evolution

evolusion ex planed

I can explaned evolusion itso simple even stoopids can under stood.
first place your papa was the ape and your grampa was the meba.
a meba is a tiny round sqishy thing like a booger but alive.
cause so when i lernt sci-ants in skool and we lernt bout animals
an the moon an things.
now you think i am lion cause you never seen no evolusion but thats cause
she (evolusion is your mama) has been takin a nap for a few thou-sand yeers
cause she was tired from makin mebas into apes, and other stuf 2.

guess but soon shes gonna wake up and start makin stuff betta and betta again.
so first she ll start with peepal and she ll take away the skin and put on feathers
like a duck so we wont hav 2 by close no mo.
and sides when we jump in the lake
and com bak out we dont need no towel.
and next she can giv us about 6 legs so we cant fall no mo.
besides we can ride a bike and swicth legs
when we git tired so we dont need cars cause they kaus polusion.
then she ll give us 2 nos s cause we can smell in 3d.
u no what 3d is, rite? don't be a stoopid.

an next we git eyes all around cause so
we can cee wher we is going and where we came from.
an next shes gonna give us 6 arms so we can do 2 things at the same time.
an reel smart guys will do 3 things at the same time and
you can git ready for church reel fast
cus you can brush your teeth, shav and comm your hare
all at the same time and she is goona keep
makin us betta and betta and even fix our biggest problem

and so peepal dont git lonly no mo and they dont hav
to stand by the skool or the park to find somebody
cus evolusion is gonna give us male (thats a boee)
and female (thats a girl) Gentiles (thats your wee wee)
both and when you make a baby you will git 10 or 20
so you dont have 2 wait for a family

an ther will be no mo sex problems cus you can bee your own wife and husband
but if you like someone than you can be hetro (boy likes girl) homo (girl likes girl)
bio (boy likes girl likes girl likes boy et setera).
So now you betta under stood evolusion so dont be a stoopid.